i'm posting early today, because i'm going to try and fix my computer, to save it from the worm/virus. so who knows, you might never hear from me again....
first: i need one or 2 volunteers. i want to write another photoshop tutorial, but i need someone who is prepared to let me use her 'before' pics on my blog. if i use them, i will email you the 'after' photos. you can see here and here the kind of things i do. send me an email or a comment to tell me you want in, and we will see from there.
just to prove that my tutorial skills are amazing, i thought i would do a tutorial on how to photograph a puppy.
you take a fiesty, sassy, active puppy, called snowy. you add a brilliant, internationally known photographer.
ok, so the photographer was on strike. or something. so that left me.
what does 'an internationally known photographer' mean anyway? i'm a photographer. my sister carla lives in melbourne, australia, and she knows me. so does my friend elsa in dharhan, saudi arabia. does that make me an internationally known photographer? i think so...
anyway, this is my domain, and i may call myself internationally known, if i want. internationally known. internationally known, internationally known...
what do you mean you hope the computer worm eats this blog? the international readers will miss this high-quality, intellectually stimulating stuff!
stand still puppy! smile! you are going on an internationally known blogger's blog.
did you just say you don't give a rat's ass bum? that's not nice! and we don't use langauge like that here on this blog! that word slipped out, but i managed to bleep it just in time, so nobody noticed. you almost made this blog PG10!
now we get to the point of this tutorial: persistance. if you keep snapping away, you may eventually get a good photo of the very cute little puppy. don't say i never teach you anything!
*edited to add: my therapist just called. she is adding 'delusions of grandeur' to her diagnosis...*
internationally known jacki janse van rensburg - SCRAPPIN TIMES scrapbook shop, benoni, gauteng, south africa
