i recently applied for a writing position. i did not get the job.
i think it is unfair, as i am better qualified than the person who did get the job. i will show you her resume, and then you can tell me if you think i have a case:
ResimayToe hoem it mei konsern,
I want to aplaai for the job what I saw in the courant.
I can Taaip reelie kwiek wit one finggar and doo sum a countieng..
I thienk I are good on the phoune and I nou I am a piepels person, Piepels reelie siem to respont to me well. Certin women and all the menn. I nou my spellieng is not to good but I find that I Offen can get a job throe my persinaletie.
My sellerie is open sou we can diskas wat yoe want to pei me and wat yoe thienk that I am wort,
I can start iemieditely. Thank yoe in atwaans fore yore anser.
Houpfulie Yore best apliecant sou farr.
Lotty (short for Laurette)
PS : Bekose my resimay ies a bit short - below is a piekture of me.
It's OK honey,
We've got spell checker.
See you Monday...
well? do you think i should have got the job?